All This Radio But No Head? Shirt

Top 0.1% listener, 0% game. A true tragedy.

Specs You Didn't Ask For:

Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for maximum breathability while sulking in record stores.

Knit: Seamless tubular knit—no side seams to chafe your fragile music-snob ego.

Collar: Ribbed knit with shoulder-to-shoulder taping to hold its shape after 1,000 depressing listens.

Print Tech: High durability DTG print that stays crisp longer than Thom Yorke’s vocal range.

Ethics: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, because industrial pollution is way too dystopian even for us.

Wash & Care (Don't Destroy The Shirt):

Machine Wash Cold: Keep it under 90°F (30°C) unless you want it shrinking down to fit a Creep.

Tumble Dry Low: Low heat only. Do not overheat it like an unreleased 1997 bootleg tape.

Iron Low Heat: Steam or dry on low, but keep the hot iron off the graphic.

No Bleach / No Dryclean: Washing this with harsh chemicals will erase it faster than a removed Spotify album.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.