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The official uniform of skipping the small talk entirely.
Don't Destroy the Shirt:
Machine wash old: Keep it under 30C or 90F to keep the text from peeling under pressure.
Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because bleaching garments is a modern miracle.
Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a fragile ego.
Do not iron or dry clean: Save your cash for better life choices and leather harnesses.
The boring-but-important stuff:
Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.