Butt Plugs Are All Fun And Games Till You Fart And Shoot The Cat Tee (Back Print)

Guaranteed to make your veterinarian ask very specific follow up questions.

Dont Destroy the Shirt

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to wash off the sheer embarrassment of the back print.

Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because whitening garments is for people who try to maintain a clean record.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a startled tabby hitting Mach 1.

Do not iron or dry clean: Save your cash for pet therapy and drywall repair kits.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.