CrossFit Crucifixion Tee

Forgive them, Father, for they do not know how to squat.

Don't Cook The Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C to wash away your sins.

Tumble dry low: Unlike the third-day resurrection.

Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because whitening white garments is a miracle.

Low iron if needed: Though looking unironically distressed adds flavor.

Do not dry clean: Save your cash for tithes and protein powder.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.