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Data Doesn't Lie Shirt
About this one
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The Specs (Since You Insisted):
The Shirt: Gildan 64000 Softstyle (100% ring-spun cotton). Fits classic, feels ridiculously soft, has a tear away tag so your neck doesn't itch.
The Color Warning: The white variant is a slightly off-white vintage shade, not blinding copy-paper white.
Care: Wash cold, tumble dry low heat, no bleach. Don't iron the graphic unless you like ruined clothes.
Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified US cotton.
The boring-but-important stuff:
Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.