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Dont Destroy the Shirt:
Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to protect the sacred typo.
Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because bleaching garments is a modern miracle.
Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a scandal on a Friday news dump.
Do not iron or dry clean: Do not iron the graphic.
The boring-but-important stuff:
Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.