Duck You Funny Goose Middle Finger Shirt

Look like you're going to feed the ducks; act like you're about to commit a felony behind the municipal pond.

Dont Destroy the Shirt

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F

Non-chlorine bleach as needed

Tumble dry low: High heat will destroy it faster than a swan defending its nest.

Do not iron or dry clean

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.