Foam Trucker Hat — "I Hope Our Stolen Data Gets Stored Next to Each Other"

A little love note for the people who keep the servers humming: “I hope our stolen data gets stored next to each other at the data center <3.” This high-profile foam trucker hat pairs tech-worker humor with unmistakable data-center romance. The structured white front makes the message stand out, while the breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure keep it easy to wear through long shifts, hackathons, office commutes, and conference days. It’s made for sysadmins, developers, IT crews, and anyone whose idea of flirting involves uptime, backups, and shared storage.

Product features
- Structured five-panel, high-profile design with a pre-curved visor
- 100% polyester foam front with a breathable mesh back
- Thick, substantial fabric laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
- Eight rows of stitching on the pre-curved visor
- Adjustable plastic snap closure in a one-size-fits-most design

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.