Foam Trucker Hat — "Not Now Sweetie. Daddy’s Lowballing on Marketplace."

A cheeky statement foam trucker hat for the unapologetically bold. The front reads, “Not now sweetie. Daddy’s lowballing on Marketplace.” It captures that familiar secondhand-shopping ritual: scrolling listings, negotiating hard, and refusing to be interrupted mid-deal. The high-profile five-panel shape gives the text a clean, prominent display, while the mesh back keeps the look casual and breathable. Wear it while browsing Marketplace, hunting for vintage finds, or making your next offer with confidence.

Product features
- Structured, high-profile five-panel design
- 100% polyester foam front with mesh back
- Pre-curved visor with eight rows of stitching
- Adjustable plastic snap closure; one size fits most
- Thick, substantial fabric with a lined seamless front panel

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.