I Love BDSM (Business Development Sales & Marketing) Tee

The only safe word is "budget approval"

Don't Cook This Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to rinse off the Zoom call sweat.

Do not bleach or dry clean: Save your cash for LinkedIn Premium and corporate therapy.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a surprise budget cut in November.

Low iron if needed: Though looking unironically crushed matches your career trajectory.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.