I Love BDSM (Business Development Sales & Marketing) Tee
I Love BDSM (Business Development Sales & Marketing) Tee
Description
The only safe word is "budget approval"
Don't Cook This Shirt:
Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to rinse off the Zoom call sweat.
Do not bleach or dry clean: Save your cash for LinkedIn Premium and corporate therapy.
Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a surprise budget cut in November.
Low iron if needed: Though looking unironically crushed matches your career trajectory.
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.