I Survived Titled (Thank You For Your Service)
I Survived Titled (Thank You For Your Service)
Description
My therapist said I need to let Tilted Towers go. I bought this shirt instead.
Information You Didn't Ask For:
100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft enough to wipe away the tears after a sweaty Rust Lord hits you with the default dance.
No Side Seams: Smooth, tubular fit so nothing chafes while you rage-quit and punch your desk.
Reinforced Collar: Ribbed knit and shoulder taping designed to handle aggressive shirt-tugging when you miss your shotgun shots.
DTG/DTF Artwork: Crisp, long-lasting print that stays sharp even after 500 wash cycles.
Ethically Sourced: OEKO-TEX® certified cotton, because the game was toxic enough—your clothes don't need to be.
Don't Destroy The Shirt:
Machine Wash Cold: Keep it under 90°F unless you want it shrinking down to fit a Default Skin.
Tumble Dry Low: Low heat only, brother. Don't blast it like a heavy sniper round.
Low Heat Iron: If you even iron t shirts, keep it chill. Do not touch the print directly.
No Bleach / No Dryclean: Washing this with harsh chemicals will erase it faster than Epic Games erased Tilted in Season 9.
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Care
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Design
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