Just Let Bro Cook Shirt

Jesse, we need to let him cook.

You Didn't Ask:

100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft Gildan 64000 fabric (or upgraded heavyweight blank) so you stay comfortable while building an empire.

No Side Seams: Seamless tubular fit. Tear-away tag so your neck doesn't itch while you calculate your profit margins.

Clean Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified US cotton.

Don't Destroy It:

Wash cold (under 90°F), tumble dry low.

No bleach, no dry cleaning.

Don't iron the print directly unless you like melting art.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.