Lesbians Eat What? Graphic Tee

If you have to ask, you’re already part of the problem.

Don't Cook the Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to keep the print from turning into a cursed artifact.

Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because whitening garments is for people who care about neatness.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a reality check at 2 AM.

Do not iron or dry clean: Save your money for more shirts that make people uncomfortable.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.