My Dad’s Pronouns Are Was/Were Tee

The official uniform of changing the family tree to a stump.

Dont Cook the Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to protect the family legacy.

Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because whitening garments is for people trying to clean up their act.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than an unexpected reading of the last will and testament.

Do not iron or dry clean: Save your cash for probate court and lawyer fees.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.