Near Death Metal Heavyweight Vintage Graphic Tee

Guaranteed to summon an EMT or an exorcist.

Don't Cook This Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to rinse off the pit sweat.

Do not bleach or dry clean: Save your cash for urgent care co-pays.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a double-bass pedal at 220 BPM.

Low iron if needed: Don't use iron on graphic.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.