Registered Flex Offender T-Shirt

Guaranteed to clear out the dumbbell rack faster than your bad body odor.

Don't Cook The Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C unless you want your gains to shrink.

Tumble dry low: Unlike your ego after failing a bench press.

Do not bleach or dry clean: Save your money for pre-workout and bad decisions.

Low iron if needed: Though looking wrinkled adds character to the panic.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.