Sorry I’m Late I Was Pooping T-Shirt

You're lucky it wasn't in your seat.

You Didn't Ask But:

- 100% cotton solid colors — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, breathable wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability

- Direct-to-garment and DTF printing for crisp, long-lasting white text on black fabric

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Don't Cook The Shirt:

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron (especially on words)

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.