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I'm going to hell for this one.
Don't Destroy This:
Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to rinse off the oat milk.
Do not bleach or dry clean: Save your cash for another overpriced latte.
Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than inflation ruins your rent budget.
Low iron if needed: Don't iron the graphic. Though looking wrinkled fits the exhausted tech worker aesthetic.
The boring-but-important stuff:
Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.