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Tee — "I Don't Need Sex. DistroKid F*cks Me Every Day"
About this one
I don't need sex. DistroKid f*cks me every day.
The monthly fees. The renewal that shows up uninvited. The payout that arrives whenever it feels like it. If you've ever put out a song, you know the feeling, and now you can wear it.
Navy tee. Distressed serif SEX across the chest, a sickly little DistroKid pill, and the punchline nobody asked for. Heavy cotton, classic fit. Wear it to the studio, the show, or the family dinner where someone asks how the music thing is going.
Printed to order. Size up if you've got a lot of unreleased tracks.
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean