Tummyache Survivor Funny Graphic Tee

Engineered for warriors who overestimate their lactose tolerance.

Don't Destroy It:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to rinse off the cold sweat.

Do not bleach or dry clean: Save your cash for digestive enzymes and ginger ale.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a spicy dinner destroys your evening plans.

Low iron if needed: Don't iron the graphic. Though looking violently crumpled matches your internal state.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.