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No medical degree required to know the vibes are completely off.
You Didn't Ask:
100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft Gildan 64000 fabric so you stay completely comfortable while overthinking everything.
No Side Seams: Seamless tubular fit. Tear-away tag so there's one less sensory distraction to deal with.
Clean Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified US cotton.
Don't Destroy It:
Wash cold (under 90°F), tumble dry low.
No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Don't iron the print directly.
The boring-but-important stuff:
Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.