Who Came First: Chicken or Egg? Graphic Tee

Guaranteed to start zero productive conversations.

Don't Destroy It:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to maintain the mystery.

Do not bleach or dry clean: It’s a chicken and an egg, not a tuxedo.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. If you shrink it, you're just accelerating the inevitable decay.

Low iron if needed: If you're stressed about wrinkles, you've missed the entire point of the shirt.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.