WTF Is a Kilometer? Funny America Graphic Tee

If it doesn't involve miles per gallon, I don't want to hear it.

Dont Destroy the Shirt:

Machine wash cold: Keep it under 30C or 90F to protect the red, white, and blue print.

Non-chlorine bleach as needed: Because whitening garments is an American tradition.

Tumble dry low: Dont cook this shirt. High heat will destroy it faster than a metric system takeover in Texas.

Do not iron or dry clean: Save your cash for fireworks and double bacon cheeseburgers.

The boring-but-important stuff:

Printed to order just for you — it usually takes 2–7 business days to print before it ships, so it’s worth the wait. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Something wrong with your order? Message us and we’ll make it right.