"My Wiener Isn't 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot" Shirt
"My Wiener Isn't 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot" Shirt
Description
My doctor called it a medical anomaly. My landlord called it a lease violation.
You Didn't Ask:
100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft Gildan 64000 fabric so you're comfortable while ruining the room's vibe.
No Side Seams: Seamless tubular fit. Tear-away tag so your neck doesn't itch.
Clean Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified US cotton. The joke is biohazardous; the supply chain isn't.
Don't Destroy It:
Wash cold (under 90°F), tumble dry low.
No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Don't iron the print unless you like melting art.
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.